Randel

A man trying to deny having a massive boner by diverting the conversation to global warming.

Dante: Whoa! That guy has something trying to get out of his pants.
Harold: Who?
Dante: That guy. He has a... Global Warming?
Harold: Pfft. What a Randel

by DanteVelasquez July 27, 2009

Ralsei

Perfect. But not as perfect as Lancer.

Me: Ralsei is perfect

You: Agreed

by Virtual Fella April 25, 2021

raise the roof

A motion contained usually of pointing the hands upwards and pushing ''rasing'' in such a matter. Used at weddings and bat mitvahs and anywhere else a person can be a total fool in public.

Ooh a Jay-Z song man raise the roof *starts pushing his hands like an idiot''

by DizzyLizzy January 17, 2007

pussy raisen

Dried up and unfortunately left behind chunk of blood from a menstraul cycle that resembles a raisen.

Sheila the bush bitch had a big fuckin' pussy raisen stuck in her pubies!!
or, perhaps,
Fuck! Did you see that pussy raisen lodged in Bessy's cooter in grandpa's home made porn?

by Heya Skummner March 1, 2004

Randel

A man with a large penis and a small body

Austin: Whoa did you see Jon?
Mike: No what about him?
Austin: He is a total Randel! Probably gets mad booty.

by Sgt Camper September 13, 2019

hand raise

when your cruising in your car and someone pisses you off, then you put the back of your hand out of the window and you raise and lower your hand in a quick motion. then they will be like "What the fuck are they waiving at?"

Whooo haaa! Hand Raise Yo Bitch Ass!!!!!

by DJ JC February 5, 2008

jerk raise

In Texas Hold 'Em poker, the player who posted the large blind at the beginning of the hand is the last person given a chance to bet before the flop. If all the other players call the blind without raising the bet, the player with the big blind can then raise, causing the betting to circle the table again. This is a good way to make money but a bad way to make friends.

"Well, are you going to check so we can see the flop or jerk raise?"

by Ironmaus May 23, 2008