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pants puncher

The equivalence to a homo- sexual man, (faggot, fag, fudgepacker,cock-rocker etc). Originated in the late 1970's, early 80's New York City. Gay men were spotted jerking each other off, and if seen from a distance, or from behind the recipient, it appears as though the jerker is "punching his pants," hence pants puncher.
"While driving by the YMCA, I saw a man on his knees, punching another man in the crotch repeatedly. I soon realized that I was mistaken, for the recipient of the punches was not wincing in pain, and as I drove closer I could see that the "pants puncher" was actually jerking off the standing man."
by Robert McMahon April 16, 2007
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punchindaskunk

I went to dawns and was punchindaskunk and that shit smelt like salmon patties.
by dshizzle October 1, 2003
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Punched the tabby

slammed a can of beer, or pop
I woke up this morning, got dress, punched the tabby
by Ynot 999 August 18, 2006
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pubic puncher

when a male has really bad aim and when he attempts to enter the vagina, misses and "punches" the pubic bone with his penis.
that guy i fucked last night was a major pubic puncher. he totally bruised me.
by CURLY FISHY! November 23, 2007
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undie puncher

One who takes pleasure in a little bit of undie punching every now and then.
Simo: I think he "assaulted" her
Me: He punched her in the undies? (you know, with his member)
Simo: Yeah, he's a real undie puncher
by Rodney Stewart March 12, 2008
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Whale puncher

-adjective

1)One who has punched or regularly punches large sea-mammals.

2)One who exhibits the characteristics of the type of person who would enjoy punching large sea-mammals regardless of past events.

3)One who enjoys teasing others either harmfully or playfully.

4)Any man who enjoys, seeks out, and/or regularly engages in sex with larger than average women.

The connotations of this term in all it's uses can positive, but are usually derogatory.
1) "He's a convicted whale puncher."

2) "Watch out for her, she's a bone cold whale puncher."

3) "Don't listen to him, he's just whale punching."

4) "He's a whale puncher, and he gets a lot of action, but he says he can't afford any more dinner-dates."
by Kakapo March 26, 2009
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Raccoon Punching

When someone gets hit in both eyes and ends up with
bruises so they look like a raccoon.
Can also be called "Zorro Mask" or "Burglar Mask"
Joe: Hey, what happen to Derrick? I heard he can barely
see because both of his eyes.
Mark: Yeah but you should really see him.
Apparently he got into some serious raccoon punching.
by 1cebear August 13, 2010
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