2 pump cum

The 2 pump cum is where the male sticks his whole dick inside of her vagina and takes it out and pumps it back in with twice the force.

Oh my god Amy. Charles did his 2 pump cum on me last night and my G-spot practically exploded. It felt amazing.

by TheCountryBoyToy February 8, 2015

fist pumpin'

like champs

those guidos are fist pumpin' like champs

by j-rob mad fresh May 29, 2010

plumper pumper

One who likes to bang fat chicks. (Fat not PHat). Also know as a pig hunter, pig farmer, chocolatier.

Rob: Its not that she is just fucking some other guy right now and idont want in the middle, i will find new girls, i just wanne be friendswith her. Besides, theres a fat bitch in raymond i might nail soon.
Dan: Hey big girls need love too, I just never figured you 4 a plumper pumper!!!!
Rob: awwwww damn

by Dano3805 October 25, 2006

pump and dump

Similar to a one night stand. One who purposely fornicates with another, while not intending to see them in the future. Like a conquest.

Chad: "Dude, I scored a hot piece of ass last night!"

Ken: "What, is she like your girlfriend now or something?"

Chad: "Naw man, it was just a pump and dump scenario. I've got a date with Buffy tonight."

by Angela Wallenbrock, MD November 23, 2007

One Pump

When object a destroys object b in one swift motion.

Guy 1: What the fuck bro?!?

Guy 2: What happened man?
Guy 1: This no skin just one pumped me in Tilted Towers.
Guy 2: Bro that sucks.

by Stealthtaco August 2, 2018

quick pumper

Someone that doesnt last long in bed.

Julia: Michael only lasted 5 minutes in bed last night.
Heather: Oh, hes a quick pumper eh?

by Michael Krein November 7, 2007

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003