gold plated turd

No matter how hard you try to improve certain things, its basic nature remains the same.

"That car fanatic has been spending thousands of dollars on that '58 Edsel...its just a gold plated turd!"

by MoJo Mojokowski August 9, 2005

Pontius Pilates

A sadistically unpleasant pilates instructor.

He had been warned by friends that she was difficult and demanding in her sessions, but he was unprepared for this Pontius Pilates instructor who tortured and abused him on the body reformer as if it were a crucifix and he a convicted infidel.

by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012

Gold plated ass monkey

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.

Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.

by cheezl February 21, 2004

v plates

virgin, has not yet had sexual intercourse, not "broken in"

"look kates still got her v plates"
"yeah but she takes it in the arse instead!"

by chumley September 17, 2003

hot plate

The act of placing seran wrap on a person's face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a cheesy charlie.

That bitch got a hot plate on her face!

by Niggslayer June 19, 2004

polate

An impoverished person who is often tardy when required to be somewhere at a specific time.

Man, I can't trust Kyle, he's such a polate.

by Shane Hodgson June 29, 2008

dinner plates

fat ass nipples

man i saw her tits n' shes got the dinner plates

by justin c. October 21, 2003