Pubic Rats

Bugs bigger than lice roam your unshaven pubes.

Me and my niggas got a bad case of pubic rats.

by raunchyraul April 15, 2022

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pubic boner

when you have so much pubic hair it makes it look like you have a boner

bro i really need to shave down there, this pubic boner isnt a good look

by konerrGAY November 15, 2021

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pubical destruction

Utter and total destruction of the pubice..

Gave that the girl the pubical destruction! She couldn’t walk right the next day..

by Ballz McSak March 4, 2022

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Pubic lung cancer

When you roll someone's pubes up in a cigarette, blow the smoke into an aerosol can and use it as deodorant.

"My mate got pubic lung cancer, he smells like balls."

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

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pubic school

A misspelling of "public school" whose existence and usage is a discouraging sign of the dismal state of mainstream publicly-funded education in North America.

Unlike England and Wales, where "public school" infers some sort of posh, stuffy fee-paying academy in the tradition of Hogwart's, the rest of the world uses "public school" to be a local, mainstream, taxpayer-funded class setting of widely-variable quality of instruction.

Nonetheless, it's disheartening to see standards slip to the point where the schools publish statements like (from the code of conduct of Lakeside Public School, Durham Region, Ontario) "Lakeside Pubic School committed to maintaining a positive school environment. All students are expected to uphold the values and expectations of our school’s code of conduct." or (from the Thames Valley District School Board) "Orchard Park Pubic School Updates - Kindergarten Registration for 2025-2026 - To be eligible for registration, kindergarten students must be 4 years old by December 31, 2025 (born in 2021)..."

IF this is what our schools are teaching? We're doomed. Doomed.

by bitchuck August 19, 2025

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