pseudo goth

bands which are either on the verge of going goth or are already presently dabbling in goth gayness

bands like,

The Cult
NIN
KoRn
SOAD
AIC
Soundgarden
Audioslave
Rob Zombie
Mary Manson
Slipknot
Mudvayne
How the fuck do people listen to this shit?

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Pseudo-Uncle

A Pseudo-Uncle is a non related person you would give the name uncle.
Daughter; When is Uncle Ryan going to get here?

Mother; You know he's not your real uncle right?

Daughter; He's my Pseudo-Uncle.
by Otterboi October 19, 2015
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Pseudo fuckboy

Some one who is not entirely a fuckboy but has all the characteristics or potential to become a full fuckboy
If gianmarco wasn't with her he'd be a full fuckboy, but since he's dating her he's a pseudo fuckboy
by NghtOwl March 19, 2017
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Pseudo suicide

Jumping off a one foot cliff to win a bet and not have to pretend you're not crying any more.
Come down off that 1 foot ledge dude, it's a beautiful day out, you can commit pseudo suicide tomorrow.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot
Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion
by The Definition Maggot March 02, 2009
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honorary pseudo-award

An award that is begrudgingly bestowed on someone, often a narcissistic celebrity, who does not necessarily deserve recognition but who feels entitled to it and oftentimes has even requested it.
Let’s just give that sadly insecure and hyperlexical Dr Bunnygirl her honorary pseudo-award now that she’s hit 600 UD entries; she’s been bugging us to give her this fucking thing ever since she hit 500 and thought some magic white rabbit was going to jump out of a hat on her smartphone and acknowledge her prodigious “genius.”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
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Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis

When a person feels the vibration of their cell phone, but it is not vibrating.
I keep having Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis but no one is calling my phone.
by Jon Dipre November 17, 2006
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