Preston

The most wonderful person on earth. He's cute, down-to-earth, and hates drugs and crap like that.

Guy: hey blondie, try this. (Holds a weird cigarette in front of him)
Preston: NO THANKS. I've got a date, and I wouldn't try it if I didn't. Ta ta.
Guy: whatever.

by Ilysm Preston <3 May 9, 2009

Preston

A girl or boy name, usauly beautiful and smart. She is the best friend you could ever have. Very likely to succeed in life!

Preston is just cool.

by 4792 March 11, 2012

pedophile priest

A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.

The pedophile priest was, in actuality, a gay rapist.

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

priestiality

Sex with a priest. First coined in alt.recovery.catholicism.

She had a weakness for Jesuits which manifested itself in priestiality.

by Ignatius June 19, 2004

prestatyn

what you want to do to an erect nipple on a cold day

mmmmm....left or right?

by BAZMEISTER October 14, 2004

priestley

Peng with the moral high ground

Wow, dat bitch priestley!

by DanLiss December 31, 2013

Preston Playz

a somehow successful youtube lava monster man that plays minecraft
creates mods that he fails to pass off as another tuesday
makes some people pain
some people like him
i dont judge

guy 1: so i watched preston playz
guy 2: *leaves discord call*

by some random internet user May 8, 2021