pound the porcelain

To take a shit.

Linked to the kinetic force of your faeces striking the porcelain of the toilet.

I think I feel a grog bog coming on, I'm gunna go pound the porcelain.

by Bonesey July 19, 2010

pounding randoms

a guy fucking the shit out of random hoes

I heard that guy was pounding randoms last night.

by Jason Miller100 January 29, 2018

lateral pounding

coming at her from the side while fucking the shit out of your girl

It wasn't from behind, it wasn't missionary either, John was straight giving her a lateral pounding

by T-B0NE July 7, 2016

earth pounds

Small amounts of money that can be wasted on items that a superior being might shun

Girl;'how much are those gold hoop earrings'

Market Stall Owner 'they are three of your earth pounds'

by leighann li July 5, 2008

Pound Worthy

something that is worth beating off to.

God damn, that girl is pound worthy.

by mudmonster November 19, 2009

karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances

I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.

by kwiii December 23, 2008

Dick Pound

A unit of measure established by The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in conjunction with the International Olympics Committee, equal to approximately 5 ft/lbs of torque.

Give her about 10 Dick Pounds and back her off about a quarter turn.

by DickPound March 23, 2020