pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024

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fu man pooh

a messy, slimmy, wet, and lustful mating scene where you push your p***s up Kate Upton's b**bs and v***na

(cannot be shown or written: only performed and seen by human eyes) I had fu man pooh last night.

by The s** artist January 11, 2016

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Pooh t

The word “Pooh t” origin stems from an autocorrected version of the word “point”. The word is often used when an individual tries to spell “point”, but it auto corrects to “Pooh t” and the individual does not correct it themselves, typically because they are doing something homosexual in nature.

T: “We shouldn’t go golfing in the thunderstorm, that’s dangerous.”

B: “Yeah, good Pooh t”

T: “What?”

B: “Sorry, I meant good point. I was busy gargling my friends balls like it was a swig of Listerine so I didn’t correct it in my last text.”

by TheF4 August 1, 2022

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Pooh Sauna

A pooh sauna is created when someone first visits the toilet for a rather pungent smelling deposit, and then activates and uses the shower. As a result, the pungent smell is heated by the steam from the shower, thus creating a 'pooh sauna' for the next unfortunate entrant to the bathroom.

Jesus mate you've just created a horiffic pooh sauna in there!

by mallen1977 January 11, 2013

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