pooch

a phat ass, or being sexually attracted to only big. fucking. ass’s.

wow look at the pooch over there, i’m bout to get some of that tonight

by Slutbutt443 May 26, 2020

Pooch

When an individual takes the ball off another on the first bounce

Blake just pooched charlie

by Dr Ernest Mudbone October 15, 2015

pissy pooch

A dog that will urinate at any given sign of hightened emotion

Her pissy pooch peed on himself as soon as I walked through the door!

by MzEarthBizkit July 14, 2022

Pooch

A woman’s vagina

She drank too many margaritas at Taco Tuesday so she ended up having to drain her pooch.

by ThatGoddess21 December 8, 2021

afternoon pooch

That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.

A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!

by von groovy August 21, 2024

POOCH

Noun
pooch (plural pooches)

(slang) A dog.
A dog of mixed breed; a mongrel.

File:Jack hicks, pooch.png|thumb|Pooch, to act pooch-ish, to impersonate a pooch

Jack IS A POOCH

by QP13FG August 17, 2018

Smoochen Pooches

When two guy best friends like each other so much that you could imagine them giving each other a lil smooch at the club. They are just so close and so obsessed with one another. The tie each other’s shoes, get dressed up and have a photo shoot together, and they come up with little inside jokes no one else understands.

Oh did you see Jake and Kyle last night? Oh yeah they were smoochen pooches.

by Bdawg612 August 4, 2022