Water Polo

The sport people play in high school when the individual lacks the athletic abilities to play sports such as football, basketball, and soccer. Gets you in great shape though. Also participants wears Speedos, and no that does not make them gay.

My friend decided to play water polo because he was not strong enough to play football, and his jump shot was garbage.

Water Polo by Truth Speaker101 January 20, 2009

water polo

Played just like normal polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players. Polo shirts required. Obtain points by drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins.

I killed so many horses in water polo today!

water polo by Bears.Beets.BattlestarGalactia July 21, 2015

Polar Bear Polo 

A game played on the outer borders of Canada. Five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent's goal while riding atop polar bears. Each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as "the nugget". The winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that shit to death.

I lost my arm in an intense game of Polar Bear Polo but my team still won the walrus. Cant be mad aboot that eh?

Polar Bear Polo by ezRusty93 November 2, 2011

Marco Polo

A game played when enjoying coitus. The male enters the female as deeply as possible and yells "Marco". The female, when agreeing her vagina has been filled to its maximum, replies "Polo".

When taking Shanequa deeply, Jante moaned "Marco!" "Polo" is her response, when Shanequa backs her ass into Jante's hips. Mmmmm Marco Polo

Marco Polo by MoeHoe23 August 11, 2017

urban polo 

A less expensive version of the sport polo in which horses are replaced with bicycles, the plastic ball is replaced with a street hockey ball, and mallets are replaced with hockey sticks. Also, instead of a grass field, urban polo is played on concrete (a street, a parking lot, etc).

Urban polo is set up just like polo or street hockey, with a goal on opposite sides of the field and teams of two or more.

"Hey man, want to play some polo this weekend?"
"You know I can't afford a horse, let's play urban polo instead."

urban polo by shendrickson March 28, 2008

dimarco polo

When one kisses a female on the cheek and tells her he loves her then skeets in her mouth and says Marco??? and waits for her response with a mouth full of jizz.

D, Would you like to play Dimarco polo?

Sure, anything for you.

D, I love you. Skeet Skeet! Marco?

Polo!(Sounding like she has a mouthful of water but actually its jizz)

dimarco polo by Travoosky October 18, 2007

urban polo 

A less expensive version of the sport polo in which horses are replaced with bicycles, the plastic ball is replaced with a street hockey ball, and mallets are replaced with hockey sticks. Also, instead of a grass field, urban polo is played on concrete (a street, a parking lot, etc).

Urban polo is set up just like polo or street hockey, with a goal on opposite sides of the field and teams of two or more.

"Hey man, want to play some polo this weekend?"
"You know I can't afford a horse, let's play urban polo instead."

urban polo by shendrickson March 26, 2008