Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

pied piper op

A term used to describe a United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) operation in which anonymous leaks to news sources and message boards are used with partially true information or information that is already public knowledge. The design of these operations is intended to neutralized resistances within populations with the promises that secret "heroes" unknown to them are fighting on their behalf behind the scenes and that the people's perceived enemies are just "one step away" from being exposed and dealt with.

"Q Anon? Nah man. Only stupid boomers believe in that crap. From what I hear it's just another pied piper op."

by Aliel The Heretic October 15, 2020

yellow piper

Somebody who pees standing up and their piss gets all over the seat and floor.

You're such a fucking yellow piper Bobby, put the seat up next time you dick!

by DracoTKSRadio May 20, 2014

Piper

Piper is probably one of the coolest people you will ever meet. She is cared so much about other people and always puts others needs before their own. She is really smart and kind. She will always cheer you up when you are sad and laugh with you when you are happy! She is super chill and isn’t into annoying drama, but she can spill the tea. She is an amazing person and loves a good box of Mac n Cheese.

“Ella, have you met Piper?”
“Yes, she is a very awesome person!”

by bubblebobbo April 3, 2020

Piper Robinson

An albino girl with blonde hair, freckles, and is very thicc.

John: Did you see Piper Robinson over there with Mike?
Dean: Yeah, she one thicc momma ya know what I’m sayin?

by LeWaterSheep August 30, 2019

piper

female that smells like poop

She is a piper.

by i like urban dictionary October 14, 2019

Piper clown

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability

My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.

by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018