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Dream pipe 

a girl you frequently dream about having sexual intercourse with. I.E. piping.
John: yo Tommy who’s your dream pipe?
Tommy: Kristine bro she’s smokin’
Dream pipe by t.ri.stan April 7, 2019

Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.
"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."

Strike the Pipe 

'Striking the Pipe' is the art of masking one's fart with a louder noise to avoid detection, named after Andy Dufresne in the Shawshank Redemption striking the sewer pipe when the thunder hit. Stealthfart.
I really needed to fart, but it was neither the time nor the place, so I waited for an opportunity to STRIKE THE PIPE
Strike the Pipe by obiwanley November 19, 2010

Smoke the Gamer Pipe 

A phrase that means "to suck dick." Only gamers have gamer pipes and can call their penis a "gamer pipe."
"Dude, those two girls came over and smoked the gamer pipe while I beat The Witcher 3."

"Wow man, I wish girls would smoke the gamer pipe at my place."
Smoke the Gamer Pipe by snarkeater September 13, 2018

Indiana Corn Pipe 

When an Indiana boy takes pieces of corn and shoves them in his urethra in order to plug his cock with corn. He will then masturbate a few times so that his dick will swell up due to the amount of semen stuck in there. After a few good pumps, his dick will be huge, and he can lay a girl with an Indiana Corn Pipe.
Meg: How did it go with Brayden last night?
Jackie: Brayden shoved pieces of corn up his cock so it was huge after I gave him a few handjobs. He totally laid me with his massive Indiana Corn Pipe.
Indiana Corn Pipe by jtuglybear April 12, 2019

Pipe the fuck down 

1. Shut Up. Generally used whenever someone is being especially loud or annoying
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.
1. Person A: blahblahblahblahblah
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN

2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.