Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone

Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).

Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.

by Malice1969 August 17, 2006

Cricket phone

Used to describe a shitty phone or when a phone has bad service. Derives from the phone service cricket for having limited coverage and just be blantantly cheap as hell.

Radio DJ: So who do we have on the phone to request are next song?!!
Caller: Maria sa...*static*
Radio DJ: what
caller: *static* sorry Maria sa...
Radio DJ: Man you gotta get rid of that damn cricket phone!

by GSMftw3333 August 25, 2009

Trap phone

Trap phone means a phone specifically used for hoes drugs or money- usually a Obama phone (disposable phone).

Ayo pass me my trap phone, I gotta call my baby momma.

by Anonymousdiscovery April 5, 2017

blowing up my phone

constant text messaging, getting another message before you've finished typing your reply. typically the sender has the hots for the receiver.

"He won't lay off. He keeps blowing up my phone."

by KDinTX August 29, 2009

phone fag

One who continuesly uses their cell phone for talking, texing, taking pictures, checking the time or just playing with the buttons.

Hey John stop being such a phone fag, put your phone away and watch the game.

by mza929 December 25, 2007

A Phone Call

The brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information.

A Phone call-

George: Hey Steve, what time does the circle jerk start tonight?

Steve: 10.

George:10 o'clock? Ok listen, I'm going to be a little bit late you'll have to start without me.

Steve: You going to be ready though, right?

George: Oh don't worry I'm going to eat a whole bunch of oysters and watching a horny movie.

Steve: Nice, what is it called?

George: It's called "Tarzan Fucks a Zebra".

Steve: Who's in it?

George: Russell crowe.

Steve: What's it about?

George: Well It's a bit of a fantasy, right now Ranae Zelwigger is blowing a unicorn.

by NeonFlame126 February 28, 2009

Windows Phone

The smartphone of the future.

iPhone User: Hey, is that a Windows Phone?

Windows Phone User: Yes, it's the phone of the future, because it sure as hell isn't the phone of today.

by cOOlaide117 September 6, 2012