Petting the Dog

Gently stroking of your own genitals as foreplay to masturbation or because you can not, for whatever reason, masturbate at the time and still desire an erection

"I was with Dick and he just started petting the dog."

"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."

by Garry Larson November 12, 2011

Petting the skunk

Touching a smelly vagina

When Bobbi took her pants off, Walter was disgusted at the stench but decided he was petting the skunk anyways.

by Nerdc0re August 17, 2014

pet pwnage

When you extend your index and pinky finger to form the "rock on" sign and wiggle them from the knuckle

He just did a pet pwnage!

by crazyclive December 24, 2008

Pillow pet

A device only used for children storing their weed until they grow up and smoke crack like an adult

Oh shit moms almost home, we gotta hide the grass in my pillow pet!

by Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkk July 25, 2012

light petting

Between petting and heavy petting. Stroking hair, massages (including foot).

Tom and Sally engaged in light petting while hanging out.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie September 24, 2006

Pet the Larry

Playing with a hairy scrote.

I pet the Larry when I see a big fat chode in my face.

by Larry petter January 26, 2009

Teacher's Pet

A girl named Katie.

The Teacher's Pet is annoying.

by Slynki November 1, 2021