The Perm

When a group of guys form a circle around a girl, masturbate into her hair, let it soak in and then use their sperm donation to fix up her hair in a stylish doo. This usually happens before an important school dance or wedding.

Dumb Girl: It's only an hour before prom and I still don't have my hair done. What am I gonna do!?

Some Random Guy: Don't worry girl. Me and the guys can help you out. We'll give you the best perm ever.

(The perm)

by I Killed a Hooker Once January 12, 2011

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Perm

A very ugly haircut. Usually a flowing mane dripping with hair juice.

You got a fucked up haircut, man. What is that, a perm?

by Cosmic Truckaz October 16, 2003

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Perma-Lurk

A cop...or someone who always lurks.. mainly Texas cops

Awww fuck its the perma-lurks!!!

Son, what did you call me?
I called you a perma-lurk..all you do is lurk lurk lurk!

by Brittni W. November 8, 2006

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Perma-shocked

When ones face is built in a way that makes them looked like they are permanently shocked.

Deb: OMG SARAH WHAT SHOCKING EVENT HAPPENED?!
Sarah: .. Uhm nothing..
Blair:(whispers to Deb)She's just perma-shocked.

by lata sk9a October 24, 2008

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Perma-Hump

Usually occurring in a male either a) just hitting puberty or b) partaking in copious amounts of sexual intercourse. Symptoms include thrusting, or humping, upon sight or contact with someone of the opposite sex.

"All I did was shake his hand and he just started thrusting at me!"
"Don't worry. He just had a touch of the perma-hump."

by Mae F December 23, 2008

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