Pink pencil

A young man’s penis (used to not weird out your mom when you’re talking to friends about dumbass memes while your sitting at the dinner table eating and watching Shrek 2)

“Did you hear about the girl dating Ethan Jones?”

“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”

by EJ The DJ February 27, 2019

pencil

1.)A writing and drawing tool made of graphite and wood. Comes in various shapes (lenght, color). Also available in different degrees of strenght (in Germany: 2B, B, HB, H, 2H - from soft to hard).
Can be used in zero-gravity.

2.)Also childish slang word for penis.

1.) American in a russian space-station MIR:
American: *takes out a biro*
"See? We spend 100.000.000 $ to develop this new biro. One can write in space, underwater and upside-down with it."
Russian: "Quite impressive!" *takes notes with his pencil*

2.) "John's got his pencil out!"
*laughter*

by Durel April 8, 2006

pantiliner

absorbent multi-purpose shield with utilitarian self-adhesive backing. help me keep that 'fresh feeling' and my undergarments stain free after wild nights

lightdays, carefree

by msa November 20, 2003

pencil erasers

big nipples that resemble the eraser on a pencil

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

pencil holder

The phenomenon of the fat kid's pants sliding down his butt just enough when he bends over to show some butt crack. Can also apply to the plumber and the cable guy.

The Thatcher brothers saw an opportunity to point out little Dougy's pencil holder to the other kids. They all got a good laugh when little Dougy started to cry about it.

by Boss March 3, 2004

Penile Unit

A alternat word for penis, yet it has many more uses then you would expect.

My penile unit is out of whack.

Look at his penile unit.

That penile unit is so small.

OMG did you just say penile unit?

by Samuel Paxson May 14, 2003

Pencil Neck

Someone with a long neck that's annoying

PENCIL NECK

by PIGLOVER^( May 15, 2019