Road Penguin

Those black posts on the the side of the highway with white tips that go like 6 feet into the ground.

Dude lets go yank out that road penguin!

by A55Finch July 3, 2009

March The Penguins

Masturbating, can also be called "Marching the Penguins."

Andrew went to march the penguins after seein that hot chick.

by assu March 15, 2010

Dead penguin

"Dead penguin" is a term used to describe someone stranded in a problem.

"He's a "dead penguin"..."

by 2cheeks1hole July 2, 2019

Sleazy Penguin

Revenge move for a male during sex. when you are doing it doggy style wait until she is about to climax then pull out and insert an ice cube as far as you can into either orifice resulting in a freezing hole and your partner waddling after you furiously.

I gave her a sleazy penguin after she decided to give me an angry penguin, she'll never try that one again.

by badabingbadabang December 3, 2011

A penguin on a leaf

This is a phrase used to express extreme happiness or joy. It is mainly used within friendship and relationship situations. It is used because of the happiness it gives you, as if you are in a different place, like a penguin would be if it were on a leaf.

Person 1: "Will you go out with me?"
Person 2: "Yes!"
Person 1: "OMG! I feel like a penguin on a leaf!"

by yummyyummy1234 November 22, 2011

Father Penguin

a sexual act where, prior to oral sex, the recipient vomits and their own private parts. This can be performed by both male and female partners. (Does not need to be associated with drinking or being drunk)

Man, this chick I was with last night was so freaky; she's totally into puke play and poop. Tonight I think I'll give her the ol' FATHER PENGUIN before we fuck.

I was so drunk last night that I FATHER PENGUINED all over my lap right before my boyfriend was going to eat me out!

by ConnecticutBorn July 7, 2010

March of the penguins

The process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.

by Rapscalion65 March 12, 2010