by Mummy August 17, 2003
Get the Parents mug.people who you love and adore,even if they can be a real pain sometimes. They love and care for you too and they deserve an "I love you" every now and then because you our their little angel and the one thing that brightens up their day. It's not fair to just say you only use them for some extra cash or rent because they brought you into this world and they love you more than you'll ever know.
"I've decided to enroll at UCLA. I know I'll make it with my scores,records,and extra curricular activities."
"That's great! We'll support you every step of the way. We find a way to pay your college funds and everything if you make it. Not only that but we'll be so proud of you."
"Thanks...you're the best parents in the world"
"That's great! We'll support you every step of the way. We find a way to pay your college funds and everything if you make it. Not only that but we'll be so proud of you."
"Thanks...you're the best parents in the world"
by XTITANX June 29, 2006
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The people who brought you into this world. They may suck at times but at least they love you, and if they don't I can't help you there my freind. Be lucky you have parents or you would be on the street or and orphinarium, like I grew up in, until I was adopted by foster parents. So all you people that say parents suck ass and never do anything for you, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP WHINING LITTLE CRYBABY BITCHES!. There's alot of children starving on the street, besides food, don't you think they want a home and someone that loves them?
Kid one: My dad just bought me an xbox 360 yesterday and now he is being an asshole, I hate that mother fucker.
Kid two: I wish I could get a 360, I saved up my money and got a playstation.
Kid one: Dude playstations suck ass, why didn't you just ask your dad for one?
Kid two: I don't have a dad.
Kid one: What about your mom? Couldn't she get it for you?
Kid two: My mom never got me anything exept for this cool watch, she got it at wal-mart.
Kid one: Wow you guys must really be poor.
Kid two: Ya, we don't have much.
Kid one: Well cyaz, I'm gonna go play my new xbox 360.
Kid two: Bye, asshole.... I wish I had nicer parents...
Kid two: I wish I could get a 360, I saved up my money and got a playstation.
Kid one: Dude playstations suck ass, why didn't you just ask your dad for one?
Kid two: I don't have a dad.
Kid one: What about your mom? Couldn't she get it for you?
Kid two: My mom never got me anything exept for this cool watch, she got it at wal-mart.
Kid one: Wow you guys must really be poor.
Kid two: Ya, we don't have much.
Kid one: Well cyaz, I'm gonna go play my new xbox 360.
Kid two: Bye, asshole.... I wish I had nicer parents...
by Sniperm0n June 12, 2007
Get the parents mug.a nickelodeon show that starts off with a joke already unfunny and tiresome (although sometimes catchy and even funny), and repeats it so many times during the rest of the show it has been permanently stapled into your head...
"pudding! pu-dding. hahaahahahah!!!!!"
"...shut the f**** up thats not even funny"
"sorry, i saw fairly odd parents so much yesterday..."
"...shut up, why'd you watch that d*ck riding show? your f**king sixteen"
"...shut the f**** up thats not even funny"
"sorry, i saw fairly odd parents so much yesterday..."
"...shut up, why'd you watch that d*ck riding show? your f**king sixteen"
by dble_w June 17, 2008
Get the fairly odd parents mug.Parents who make their families seem perfect only social media but in real life they could be really bad parents.
Friend 1: How was New York?
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
by lovemusic4ever1 July 29, 2014
Get the Facebook Parents mug.The act of hiring a friend or a professional burglar to break into the home that you live in to rob your parents over anything containing monetary value in order for you to make rent. Though some might regard this as unscrupulous, it is less so if your family happens to have a decent property insurance plan and it is also highly ironic.
My mom upped my rent by a hundred dollars so I paid a crackhead sixteen bucks and a pack of cigarettes to break in in the middle of the night and steal my father's x-box. Fortunately he lied on the insurance claim so a Playstation 3 and a 60-inch plasma screen were a byproduct of the ordeal. I condone fucking your parents.
by gloryholes October 4, 2010
Get the fucking your parents mug.The people who work their asses off to provide a roof over your head, all the food you eat, the clothes on your back, and all your spending money, only for you to act like a whiny spoiled brat and bash them on the internet.
Helping out with the household chores is not asking for much. YOU go to work for 8-12 hours a day and tell me how much YOU like having to clean up after everyone.
They are not there to ruin your lives. A parents job is trying to raise you so you can deal with life on your own. All those rules you don't like, well guess what? Adults have rules we have to follow to (they're called laws). And speaking of laws, when you get in trouble with the law, we are held responsible for YOUR actions.
So, shut up and cut your parents some slack.
Helping out with the household chores is not asking for much. YOU go to work for 8-12 hours a day and tell me how much YOU like having to clean up after everyone.
They are not there to ruin your lives. A parents job is trying to raise you so you can deal with life on your own. All those rules you don't like, well guess what? Adults have rules we have to follow to (they're called laws). And speaking of laws, when you get in trouble with the law, we are held responsible for YOUR actions.
So, shut up and cut your parents some slack.
When all of you whiny, ungrateful brats are grown up and have a family of your own, you'll realize your parents were not that bad.
by 13375ki115 August 1, 2012
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