hard parking

Coined by at least by the Honda-Tech mob describing cars that have all the "race"/track mods known to man and beast only to be parked up or never raced.

Benen tow hooks, lowered some much you scrape EVERYTHING, therefore things that are race used but all the car does is "hard parking"

by mr_ben April 10, 2007

Paying the Rent

A sex position in which the man fits his shoulders into the back of the womans knees, lifts her off the ground so that only her shoulders are on the matress, and proceeds to engage in intercourse using the 'jackhammer' method.

Landlord: "Your rent is three weeks overdue miss."

Woman: "I don't have any money, is there anything else I can do to pay the rent?"

by Crooked L3 May 7, 2003

packing darkies

verb - to voluntarily expunge a turd on the basis being scared shitless.

George was packing darkies when he passed out on the couch and awoke with a franga hanging from his coight.

by dero-licked December 19, 2004

rockstar parking

Parking somewhere that does not obey the normal parking conventions. Such as: across 3 parking spaces, on the sidewalk, in the hotel lobby.

"Got another ticket last night for rockstar parking. I'm going to fight it though, there wasn't a single no parking sign around the pool."

by Spiv May 17, 2006

Puking

Vomiting (aka Throwing up, Hurling, Booting, Ralphing, etc.)

"I was sick all weekend...Spent it puking my guts out'

by Absynthe26 May 15, 2010

parking on the grass

When you're so stoned, you forget to pass the bong.

Hey dude, you've been holding that for 10 minutes - quit parking on the grass!!!

by Bomni February 10, 2005

Poking Guts

A humorous and exaggerated way of expressing how deep a guy goes in a girl.

Dude 1: Oh man I slammed that chick so hard last night, I went in so deep I was poking guts
Dude 2: Shibby

by Cesar Arroyo February 14, 2008