When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.
by Glen Jr December 26, 2022
Get the gone to slabmug. A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
by Haddizzle October 6, 2022
Get the Slab Rollermug. Acronym for stupid lame ass bitch. A quick way to describe or identify a man or woman who does or says something worthy of being punched in the vagina/testicle ie vagesticles.
friend 1: Where the fuck is Sara?
friend 2: Oh she ain't comin', she said had to study.
friend 1: What a fuckin' SLAB!
friend 2: Oh she ain't comin', she said had to study.
friend 1: What a fuckin' SLAB!
by DEATHERAGE June 29, 2020
Get the SLABmug. by DaddyMemo April 1, 2019
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Get the Slabmug. by Slabstarleo May 11, 2022
Get the Slabmug.