some bs article on buzzfeed or some other pseudo that is named some shit like "which dog species are you, take this quiz!!!!" or "are you gay, answer all questions accurately to find out!!!!!!" no one really cares besides little shits who still think fart jokes are funny, which is why they make them because 90% of the internet is little shits who still think fart jokes are funny
Me: "I'm bored." *goes on buzzfeed* *finds online quiz*
quiz: which power ranger are you, take this quirky quiz!!!!!!
Me: "stfu" *clicks on it anyway*
quiz: which power ranger are you, take this quirky quiz!!!!!!
Me: "stfu" *clicks on it anyway*
by Stupid Af July 19, 2021

by lauren reynolds December 7, 2020

Terminally online is a psychological condition that occurs when someone has spent so much time online they can no longer function normally in real life.
There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.
Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs
There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.
Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs
After spending years on a conspiracy website, Tyler became convinced he is being gangstalked and lost his job. He has become Terminally Online.
Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.
Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.
by Dingledorgle October 16, 2023

by ClubWatAh April 16, 2021

A new way to learn during the COVID-19 pandemic, online school is, for most students, either the best thing that's ever happened to them or a living nightmare. You could play games, eat snacks, or watch videos during a zoom call and nobody would ever know, but then again you can't spend time with others or really learn with the same engagement as before. There are pros and cons to online school, but overall it depends on the personal preference of the individual.
"Ugh I have online school again today."
"Why don't you just play siege with me?"
"Ah alright, it's not like I can focus on the work anyways."
"Why don't you just play siege with me?"
"Ah alright, it's not like I can focus on the work anyways."
by LiminalArcade October 13, 2020

by 12ssa November 30, 2021

A horrible occurrence that happens when COVID-19 happens to be particularly abundant in your area, so your town goes into lockdown and you're given a shitty laptop (that you cannot do anything on, mind me) to complete more assignments than your teachers would normally assign, but since it's online it's supposed to be "easier" so they give more schoolwork but it's not "easier" at all.
by GrahamCrackerGuy January 20, 2021
