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yard settings

Time to leave; wanting to go home
I think its yard settings after this
by george is leng August 25, 2021
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yard fighter

A yard fighter is a low-class, violent person whose chief form of expression is yelling at and fighting with members of his/her family in public. Such dramatic displays often take place in the front yards of mobile homes or in Wal-Mart. Yard fighters are responsible for the majority of police domestic dispute calls. Typical dialogue (shrieked as loudly as possible for maximum effect): "Before my mama went to prison, she told me you was no good - no damn good!"
My brother's first wife was a yard fighter. Thank God he finally divorced her.
by BB512 December 30, 2008
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yard points

Admiration of and/or respect given to a prisoner from fellow inmates for a criminal act, whether or not it is correctly attributed - such attribution will often result in that prisoner being left alone by potential enemies and being welcomed by potential friends, pivotal for survival in many correctional institutions and jails. Named after the recreational area where inmates congregate.
- See that new meat by the benches? I heard he killed somebody on the outside!

- That guy?! He just got some serious yard points.
by Dread Pirate 6 January 21, 2011
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yard ripper

A driver of epic proportions. His swing bears a graceful resemblance to that of Gary Sheffield and John Daly, which results in him smashing golf balls 400 yards off the tee box.
Dude 1: Hey did you see yard ripper tee off?
Dude 2: Yeah! He ripped that shit 375 outta the yard and over the left tree line, but hard faded it back into the fairway.
by Treatmaster September 29, 2021
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Yard Sale

A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.
"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."

"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."
by Catfish13 January 6, 2012
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yard sheppard

A subspecies of the common Shepard who uses a yardstick for his primary weapon in the war vs. the sheep
The yard sheppard was bullying me today.
by Deacon demolisher May 6, 2015
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puss yard

His dick was so big, you have to measure it in puss yards!
by Blake92 September 22, 2016
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