A procedure where one takes a wet shit on anothers chest and waits for it to dry. Once it is dry they proceed to eat it.
Jake: Dude im gonna shit on your chest and wait for it to dry.....then eat it!
Salina: OK!!!! I love the Black Omelette!!!
Salina: OK!!!! I love the Black Omelette!!!
by shitfucker50006 February 16, 2009
Get the Black Omelette mug.a person that is cool, smart, perfect... in a pretty sarcastic way! there is no right or wrong to this. you refer to it as a person, and it can mean whatever the F you want it to!
by Melanie Clark May 5, 2008
Get the ombrey mug.1. A girl who thinks she's cooler than she is.
2. A girl who thinks she's a hipster because her name is pronounced "Emily" but it's spelled "Omalee" which is supposedly wayyyy cooler
2. A girl who thinks she's a hipster because her name is pronounced "Emily" but it's spelled "Omalee" which is supposedly wayyyy cooler
Omalee: "my name is omalee which is like Emily but wayyy cooler"
Emily: "I don't think you understand the word "cool," we need to work on your words"
Emily: "I don't think you understand the word "cool," we need to work on your words"
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Get the Ooble mug.This is a ritual that starts in the morning. You start by jerking off and right before climaxing, you penetrate your lover in there anus while they are laying on their belly. After climaxing in their anus, you vigorously scramble the contents around for equal distribution. After thoroughly blending the contents, you flip the other person and smear everything on their belly with your penis.
by Sirwil45 June 8, 2016
Get the angry omelette mug.Any omelette, homemade or ordered in a restaurant, that consists of at least 7 eggs (or egg whites). In addition, there must be some other ingredient that adds to the gargantuan nature of the omelette, such as turkey, or a mix of cheeses, mushrooms, onions, tomato, etc. One should be able to finish this meal in one sitting, barring a pussy eating it. The omelette is best complemented by either a fruit cup or a vegetable medley.
Joshua always orders a Whale Of An Omelette when he attends various diners because he thoroughly enjoys both the leanness and satisfaction that the omelette provides.
by Stuart Little II May 25, 2008
Get the Whale Of An Omelette mug.the art of a man inserting his testicles into a womans mouth then she performs a rapid left-right motion
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