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forklift olympics

A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...
Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!
by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017
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Fuckover Olympics

When you find your life has been destroyed piece by piece by political hate crime.
After I filed a human rights complaint at work, the political class put me in the Fuckover Olympics and I lost my job, home, health and happiness.
by On parole November 4, 2017
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Olympics

That overated annual event where participants go to another country and compete
Person 1: Are you in the olympics?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Are you happy?

Person 2: ...yes
by Conn-06 May 15, 2019
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Nightmare Olympics

10 medals in Track and Field events for men's track, as many as Kenya's total number of medals for all events in both sexes, is not a nightmare Olympics. The media and people saying that is semi American are the half hearted ones, the track and field teams gave it their all and finished their Olympics with something to smile about.
For most countries, 10 medals would be a dream come true, not a Nightmare Olympics. In a pandemic with more time away from training and families than any other Olympics the United States participated in, not to mention hardly any veterans/leadership/teammates from past Olympics, 10 medals for men's track and field is special in it's own way.
by The Original Agahnim August 7, 2021
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olympic jerk

The act of sprinting before an orgasm to see how far you can run.
I broke my Olympic Jerk record of 10 feet!
by Ghrim Vortex November 28, 2016
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Snusbilly olympics

The snusbilly olympics are games consisting of a judge and multiple contestants and the contestants will take a large amount of snus (usually more than 450mg of nicotine) and the judge sees who threw up last making that contestant the winner of the snusbilly olympics.
I am a champion of the 2024 snusbilly olympics.
by YVLdoja December 10, 2024
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The Olympic Noose

Five individuals hanging themselves simultaneously resembling the Olympic rings
Come to the party man, we're one short for the Olympic Noose
by Far din November 12, 2022
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