Selly Oak 

Selly Oak is a safe and clean retreat in the multi-cultural hub of Birmingham. Recent installments have included rubbish bins with the University of Birmingham emblem.

If visiting Selly Oak, you should probably plan your visit around witnessing nature in its most vibrant form.

Vomit will be prominent along the pavements during october (locally termed freshers) and June (results).

Chavs are best sited during the summer months. The rahs will have migrated South.

Mating season is fairly consistent and active. One improves their chances of experiencing mating by getting the female (locally termed skank) fccked up on snakebite.

When I was in Selly Oak I purchased a 'I *heart* SO' tshirt.

I caught my STD in Selly Oak.

I found selly oak so ghetto, a chav tried to shank me and i CHUNDERRED EVERYWHAR.

Selly Oak by General Hot January 8, 2011

Post Oak Middle School 

Post Oak Middle School, a school in Spotsylvania Virginia where kids think you can get high off of snorting pixie sticks. Kids that go to Post Oak probably won't graduate and a majority of them have been held back multiple years. Ever wonder why the 6th grade boys have fully grown facial hair? Well now you know. Some of them are older then the 8th graders. Kids at this school are so stupid that they can't even pass a test when they're using a study guide with the exact questions and answers that are on the test. Occasionally, a 6th grader may arrive with a small bit of intelligence, but this is soon corrupted by the smell of e-cigarettes when entering the bathroom. The school tries to talk about how they're one of the best schools in the county when really they came in 6th place overall. 6th place out of 7? 6th place in what? If you're about to go to Post Oak Middle School, I wish you luck in your next 3 (or 5) years in hell.

"Why does your kid always keep an entire bag of pixie sticks with him?"

"He goes to Post Oak Middle School"

Post Oak Middle School by failing chem March 10, 2022

Segregating the Oak 

A term used to describe Urination.

John: Where did Adam go?
Jimmy: Oh I think he went to Segregate the Oak.
John: He's been Segregating the Oak a lot since he drank all that water..

Segregating the Oak by OakDomino July 6, 2016

Brofessor Oak 

The top authority when it comes to Broing out or just being Bro.

Dave- " Yo man lets go play frisbee. maybe later we can get some natty ices and play some cube."

Chris - " Wow aren't you the Brofessor Oak!"

Brofessor Oak by Brofessor Oak September 3, 2010

Red Oak, TX 

A town south of Dallas, TX in transition from a small rural community to a booming suburban area. You can find a church on every street corner.

Brandon: What's the church to bar ration in Red Oak, TX anyway?

Trevor: It's, like, 502:0.

Red Oak, TX by Mike Twain March 12, 2009

great oak high school 

A school full of a bunch of burnt bitches with chlamydia

"Hey did you hear about great oak high school"

"Yeah a chick gave me chlamydia from there"

"How burnt"

great oak high school by Great oak roast page April 4, 2014

Red Oak 

A town in Iowa that is the white trash capital of the world. Nothing good comes from here.

I would rather jump off a bridge than go to sh*thole Red Oak.

Red Oak by xavier swit January 12, 2009