empty netter

A girl who is easy. Like a scoring a goal on an empty net

"Did you see that chick i hooked up with last night!"
"Yea man, i bet you had to spit some game to hit that!"
"Nah man she was an empty netter"
"SCOOORRREEEE"

by J-Mayne June 18, 2008

numtee

Your dogs saggy balls.

my dogs numtee was hanging so low, it was touching the ground!

by Tasha Hayley Karley July 15, 2006

gun nutter

a person that refuses to discuss any rational attempt at gun control.

a person "says we can no longer stand by and do nothing while our children get slaughted"

a gun nutter says "guns don't kill people"

by jashf January 8, 2013

nutella jar

Verb. To insert ones hand inside another's anus and while holding ones fingers in a spoon like position, scoop feces out. One then proceeds to either eat the feces or feed the feces to another mammal.

Dude, my friend and I nutella jared that chick from the bar last night!

by rectangular testicles June 28, 2011

nute

nute ('nüt, 'nyüt)
n.

1. A pocket of intestinal gas that has been released back into the colon rather than expelled through the rectum.
2. An unsuccessful fart.

Trying desperately to alleviate her discomfort, Conchita nuted through the entire class.

by KBrooks August 28, 2005

NUTELLA!

A creamy, chocolate hazelnut spread. It's heavenly. hands down the best thing you'll ever eat.

Bob: Hey Jack! guess what?! For lunch I'm having heaven on bread!
Jack: You've got NUTELLA! dude hit me up... now no joke.

by FPO August 14, 2012

Joey Notte

A pussy ass bitch that's 2 and 3/4 inches tall. He tends to think he's the fucking shit even though he's a piece of shit.

Ewwww, stop acting like a fucking Joey Notte!

by Ugly rat October 15, 2017