urban clearance sale

When you have no personality, character, or any redeeming qualities, you need to peacock to attract mates. When you don't the money to peacock, you shop the Urban Clearance Sales, where urbanites perform a smash-and-grab, that is to break into a store and loot it's merchandise.

Urbanite 1: Hey man, I'm embarrassed to he seen with you. I heard there's gonna be an urban clearance sale at the prada store. Get yourself some new clothes.

Urbanite 2: Bet. I don't get enough in my welfare check to buy that stuff, and I am worthless trash and women won't even look at me... I'll be sure to check that sale out.

by Dafydd y Cymro January 10, 2022

Mount De Sales

Smelly, haunted, suspicious male gym teachers? If those are the words you want to describe your all girl's school, than look no further. They try to mask the scent of the bathrooms with artificial smellers that btw smell like ass. Chillin' in your class when "gasp" mysterious stomping noises of a ghastly ghoul right above your head. All the sophomores following the MALE gym teacher around in a sussy manor all the time..... and them him also following the sophomores all the time. MMMMMMMMMMMM this is the school for me.

Guys I don't have much longer. Mount De Sales has found out that I know about the-

by ISMELLSIN March 9, 2022

Indiana bake sale

When you blow your load between a chubby woman’s fat rolls then slide them around to spread out the jizz.

I gave that girl an Indiana bake sale between her fat rolls.

by Bradishx August 30, 2023

Guatemalan bake sale

(n) - A type of bake sale seen in Guatemala completely different from all other types of bake sales. Sometimes imported to the U.S.

Hey guys! Let's go to the Guatemalan bake sale!

by The Geographer January 4, 2005

Vaginal Sales Represenative

A person who oversees the sale and distribution of vaginas.

see: pimp

Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!

Guy1: you mean your pimp?

Hooker: yes!

by Mikeunlimited04 September 29, 2008

Evaporating Sales Virus

The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.

Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.

by alienevil June 11, 2009

mount de sales

SLUTS. FAKE. NOT PREPS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY. these girls always have drama, they are constantly fighting about something stupid like who wasn't invited to the movie. they all think they are hot shit.

"omg, look at me....my collar is popped...idk why i pop it... but i do because everyone else does"

by Former student '05 May 3, 2005