Brown Pounds

Weight of feces lost when one poops. Typically used when one is to/just has shitted a great deal, so much so that their post shit weight is significantly different that their pre shit weight

Richard: I'm about to shed some brown pounds
Mike: Don't forget to flush after!

by gCats December 29, 2014

Spicy Brown

The incredibly sexy, smart and loved combination of a ginger and a brunette. They are still technically gingers because of there lack of soul but are much friendlier and less annoying than true gingers. The other main difference between gingers and spicy browns is there lack of freckles.

Other definitions include a sexy Indian, crazy black person, or type of spicy mustard.

Julia Roberts is the best spicy brown actress in the world. She is way better than any ginger.

Hey man, check out that spicy brown. She could be the star in any of my Bollywood movies.

Yo dude. Stay away from that guy. he's a spicy brown.

Can I get some spicy brown mustard on my hot dog.

by Spicy Brown99 February 4, 2014

Brown Breach

When the sphincter is no longer strong enough to withstand the force of fecal expulstion and you have to perform an emergency evacuation, wether you are on the toilet or not, prepare yourself.

GUY1: did you hear about Rob

GUY2: no, why what happend?

GUY1: he had an emergency brown breach during maths

GUY2: at least he had time to get to the toilet, right :/

GUY1: Nope :(

by ARMO XD October 2, 2011

kwame brown

v. - to throw a frosted dessert, usually cake, in the face of an unsuspecting person for no apparent reason.

Derives from the January 13, 2007 incident in which Los Angeles Lakers' power forward/center Kwame Brown allegedly threw a fan's chocolate birthday cake in his face for no reason when walking down the streets of Hermosa Beach, CA.

Now a popular prank amongst college students.

"That guy is covered in frosting; he just got kwame brown-ed hard."

"Mike just kwame brown-ed te shit out of Trip with that Key Lime Pie."

by Mid-Day June 5, 2007

Bailey Brown

very sexy mans. much sex. always seen wearing a jacket or jumper, even in bed. most likely to contain his sexual allure.

Girl 1: Thank god Bailey Brown was wearing his jacket last night
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: I wouldn't have been able to control myself

by sexymansbb02 March 19, 2019

JUICY BROWN

A hip clothing line to give JUICY and PINK a run for their money but designed for old farts wishing to mock youthful zombie fashionistas.

My sweats are JUICY BROWN; I wouldn’t wear anything else!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019

Brown Cappy

The solid piece of shit that holds in the runny shit behind it.

DAMN! I tried holding in that Brown Cappy, but it got loose and I shit all over myself.

by Unibomber June 11, 2004