Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023

Nonce

Shakil from economics

You see that guy Shakil from economics. He’s a right nonce!

by saafiiyaa October 14, 2018

tyler the nonce

Tyler the nonce

Tyler is a old man who pretends to be a kid by using a body suit and fiddles with the kiddies

“Don’t take Tyler to the park! We don’t want another incident
If he’s called Tyler he’s Tyler the nonce

“Don’t take Tyler the nonce to the park! We don’t want another incident with the kids

by SharpShooterLJ July 24, 2018

strokey nonce

a fucking moron.

Adam, he's a... he's a big fucking STROKEY NONCE.

by 👨🏻‍🎓 February 1, 2018

Noncewatch

Part of the redwatch site.Lists of those convicted for sex offences against children.A good idea to right thinking people.Loathed by those with an agenda.

Use the noncewatch resource to see if any nonces are in your area.

by noncewatch August 12, 2006

Nonseless

A combination of the words "useless" and "nonsense".

Annoying Nerd: "Did you know that there are 16,000 different types of boogers in your nose?"
Cool Guy: "Man shut up nobody wants to hear your nonseless."

by ButtahBean June 26, 2009

Nonce

Danny Rushton is one of the UK's biggest nonces

Liam: Oi cunt, you heard about that nonce Danny Rushton?
Daniel: Yeah, doesn't he shag year 7s?

by Big Boi Shlongz November 27, 2019