strokey nonce

Jordan Lowe's Dad.

Dereks such a strokey nonce.

by Nfcucuuggugggufug April 19, 2018

Rowan the nonce

Rowan is a man who bloody loves little kids, he lures them to his sex dungeon with a Flash of his wallet. Rowan also lives on a farm and fucks his mates younger sister.

“Rowan the nonce is coming over?! Hide your little sister quick!”

by Hugh Morrison October 28, 2019

Nonce Queen

A queen that is a nonce, aka likes touching underage children.

'Is Honey Gregory a Ponce Nonce?'
'No she's a nonce queen'

by HoneyT3 July 10, 2019

Dirty nonce

When someone likes to shag the fuck out of someone underage

Mate, I bet Harry is a dirty nonce

by Arandombrit September 6, 2021

Nonce Pass

A person can get a nonce pass from noncy behaviour if the subject of the discussion is older than the person talking.

Jack: Laura is well fit. I'd deffo smash.
Matt: Mate that's kinda booky that you're talking about her like that, isn't she like 16?
Jack: Don't worry, I'm 16 too. I've got the nonce pass.
Matt: Oh okay, safe.

by Boniitti July 8, 2019

NONCE RAID

The Act of Vandalising A Nonce’ house Purely on the Fact they are a Nonce

‘Come on a Nonce Raid boys?’

‘Nonce Raid later boys?’

by DANGERDAVEINTHERAVE November 4, 2020

certified nonce

A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!

by Lea232323 January 15, 2019