nikita bags

soft filmy plastic shopping bags (aka; urban tumbleweeds)

here is one sure to be rejected, because it requires a bit of imagination!...

having developed a rigid system of 'control' for my rapidly growing collection of plastic shopping bags due to being terrified of being buried (AND suffocated!) under them, i 'hearkened' back to the 1950s'; where russian premier nikita kruschev once stated: "WE WILL BURY YOU"!!, referring to the russian/american situation. -ALMOST about as scary as amassing these bags and having them 'float' anywhere and everywhere!!

john had to get control of his nikita bags, he couldn't have one landing on top of the baby's HEAD!

the nikita bag got caught on john's corvette tailpipe and proceeded to melt and stink!

jim, the marine biologist reached into the tortoises' throat and pulled out a nikita bag

the guy who wrote the definition of nikita bags needs one held over his head for a few minutes!!

by michael foolsley September 6, 2011

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niptard

A little bug that comes out of your butthole and bites your balls

Shit I think a niptard bit my balls

by The coolest old man ever June 29, 2014

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Nikita

A Nikita is a girl that is such an attention seeker and has no friends because she's so obnoxious- not to mention how ugly and stubborn she is. She is two faced and is a slut that has a different boyfriend every day. She doesn't treat her friends the way they should be treated and she thinks she's better than everyone else. She always has to be right and doesn't like to admit it when she's wrong. A Nikita claims to be something she's not just for attention.

'Oh my goodness! Whose that girl that thinks she's all that?!'

'Thats definitely a Nikita..STAY AWAY!'

by NH4E2403 February 7, 2014

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