Nice vid

What you comment on a YouTube video when you can't come up with a comment.
Best done by signing in to all of your accounts and spamming it on one video.

Friend: *Releases video*
Me: Nice vid
Me: *Logs in to second account*
Me: Nice vid

by awwm420-412 July 1, 2016

Nice girls shit ice cream.

A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.

The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.

by Dinkum August 12, 2013

how nice for you

i don't give a shit!; who cares!; -your story has become tiresome!! -a polite way to express fake interest!!

-and then we walked through the plaza de mcfoolsley, window shopping and jabbering... (response) -how nice for you!!

jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!

i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!

by michael foolsley December 18, 2009

a nice 'ol fashioned

To have someone to you Jack you off. instead of doing it Yourself.

guy: my girlfriend gave me a nice 'ol fashioned last night

by dub el December 2, 2010

Nice one

To express feelings of Gratitude, Wickedness, Dopeness, Likeability, Sickness etc..

Must cite Bob Marley's - Kinky Reggae as possible origin of the phrase. An excellent superlative.

"Mate I got u a drink.... Nice one! "....

by E3sko October 18, 2008

a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up

a not-so-nice way of telling someone to be quiet

How about a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up?

by Ozaveli December 14, 2007

nice rack

description of a woman's breasts. Especially big, firm breasts

Stefi has a nice rack!

by 911rackrescue September 20, 2010