nigger news

When you see something on the news or read something in the newspaper glorifying the very minor accomplishments of blacks as individuals or as an ethnic group.
Pooky: My Nigga, did you see that story on BET about them slaves that wuz the first niggas that learned to read.

Peanut: Nigga, shut up! I ain't trying to hear that NIGGER NEWS. I'm busy looking for this twenty rock that just fell out of my crack pipe.
by Richard Lee King November 20, 2006
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news feed

a reason to want to shoot the facebook programmers in the head
News Feed:
Josh just wrote on your wall.
Josh created a group.
Josh and Bobby are friends.
Tina is tired.
Josh and Tina are friends.

WHO THE FUCK CARES?
by K-Ro September 06, 2006
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New Yorked

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
by utah May 30, 2015
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Qrrbrbirlbel News

Channel 4 3/4 News from the Demented Cartoon Movie (TDCM), the best movie ever!
You can see it at www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php
Here we are on Q-r-r-b-r-b-i-r-l-b-e-l
News. Here's our guest Blah Blahsit.
Blah Blahsit there are nucular explosions, its nuclear! exploding everywhere what do u have to say on this topic?
BLAH! - Blah Blahsit
I couldn't have put it better myself!
by Matt R.-GNNMS April 28, 2005
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new word

The creation of a new word. It can be used in many ways.
Oh, new word?
by xCDMz June 18, 2018
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New Gen

An insult given to people that have only played the new Call of Duty games,(Advanced Warfare, Black Ops 3 and Infinite Warfare) and not the classic Call of Duty games.
New Gen: "Get rekt!!"
Guy: "Shut up kid, you're a stupid new gen."
by Chris_Rekt_You December 05, 2016
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new money

people who have recently acquired money and feel the need to show it off by purchasing flashy houses, cars, clothing and jewelry. Generally tacky.
I hate how new money our neighbors are, they think that it's necessary to have 5 BMW's just because they can now afford it and their 10 year old daugher has a prada bag... JUST BECAUSE...
by Rachel March 03, 2005
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