nerdstalker

One who adds a nerd or nerds to their msn with the intention to never talk to them unless they require immediate nerdly advice

someguy: whats a limewire
nerd: you never talk to me *sob*
someguy: sorry i been busy
nerd: w/e, u nerdstalker tart

by andypatsy October 18, 2008

nerp

A funny or strange nipple.

Did you see Peter's third nipple?

Yeah, he's got a serious nerp.

by farts mccool January 27, 2018

Hunger of Nerds

word to describe a group of nerds “hunger." IE, "cover your noses, here come a hunger of nerds and they've been playing WoW!"

("A hunger of nerds descended greedily upon the complimentary doritos and mountain dew")

by ShoKono November 3, 2019

NERP

Non
Electro
Regular

Person

Anyone who does not consistently listen to Electronic music (e.g. house, techno, dubstep, electro house, etc.)

People who prefer to listen to top 40, Country, Rock, jungle music (rap), and everything NOT electro.

Person 1: "Damn this party is so sick!"
Person 2: "Yeah that's because there's no NERPs here!"

Person 1: "Why do I feel like I'm in the jungle right now?"
Person 2: "Because all these fuckin NERPs are listening to their coon-tunes obvi!"

by whitesnake999 May 26, 2011

Nerp

The same as a noob, someone who is inexperienced in a certain field.

noob: messagebox.show("hello world")
end sub

noob:that works but where is my logo
pro vb user: NERP...

by sheeny June 26, 2007

neeps

a mean way to say "no"

Josh: Would you say that I am the mac daddy?
Amanda: Neeps!

by Amanda March 14, 2005

NERP

Nerp is a word invented by a small group of females in the Northeastern Colorado area. It eventually caught on throughout the midwest and it's definition has been altered in many blasphemous ways. The original definition of "Nerp" was an acronym which meant "Never Eat Rice Pudding." It meant that there was "NERP on top of a chicken, or chicken on top of NERP." Nerp was therefore occasionally an unknown substance which could be alternately underneath or on top of a (live) chicken. There were variations among the original users, such as "NERPing" which roughly meant "messing about because one was bored." Nerp was occasionally substituted for other words, as appropriate to the situation and sentence content.

"I'm feeling rather NERPy today."
"I'm not doing anything today, man, except NERPing."
"Do not misuse the NERP!"

by Ali L. March 27, 2008