Concrete Mustard

Concrete Mustard is the mustard at the bottom of the Masterfoods Mustard Bottle that won't come out

Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard

Fuck hes just like concrete mustard

I can't get it out, the last is concrete mustard

by biggay101 April 18, 2019

mustard shart

When Tony eats an entire tub of mustard and subsequently shits his pants.

That Katz Deli Mustard Matt gave us was so good until I saw Tony mustard shart in his seat next to me.

by Bigg Body October 3, 2018

Mustard-Fingered

When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.

I went to unlock the car but Mustard-Fingered the panic button, now it wont turn off.

by Mustard-Fanatic March 28, 2021

DICK MUSTARD

When you are so drunk you jizz and piss at the same time.

That bastard got his dick mustard on curtains again!

by Stevio1477 January 22, 2019

pud mustard

Male cum.

Homeboy spanking it got his pud mustard all over the toilet seat.

by Big Pollo April 23, 2023

Hot mustard

When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color

"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

Mustard Slurpie

When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)

Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!

Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?

Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.

by That One Guy Down The Street. June 14, 2018