Mustache Rider

Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.

Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?

Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!

Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!

by Bently Bandit June 8, 2018

Surprise Mustache

The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.

Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.

by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 19, 2022

Mexican Mustache

Mexico is country in which wearing a mustache is a popular choice of facial hairstyle. The mustache is wore typically having hair only on the upper lip. This can very on thickness and length.

He has a nice Mexican Mustache, especially when he keeps it trimmed.

by JJGotti December 10, 2022

Danish Mustache

Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids

Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.

by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022

Mumbai Mustache

When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick

That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.

by LesteerTheMolester August 5, 2023

Milk Mustache

After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.

I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!

by TBKowns September 27, 2010

milky mustache

A gay sex act in which one guy is giving another a blow job. The man receiving the blow job cums in the other's mouth and tells the guy giving the blow job something funny so that cum exits out his nose, similar to when someone is drinking milk and laughs.

When Chris was giving William a blow job, William told an extremely funny joke so that Chris got a milky mustache.

by Booz January 13, 2011