The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.
by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 20, 2022
by NostalgicMary on Roblox April 19, 2020
by Drew Gilpin Faust September 16, 2016
Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.
Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?
Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!
Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!
Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!
Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!
by Bently Bandit May 24, 2018
While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.
by grazing gazelle January 14, 2011
After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
by TBKowns September 27, 2010
A gay sex act in which one guy is giving another a blow job. The man receiving the blow job cums in the other's mouth and tells the guy giving the blow job something funny so that cum exits out his nose, similar to when someone is drinking milk and laughs.
When Chris was giving William a blow job, William told an extremely funny joke so that Chris got a milky mustache.
by Booz January 12, 2011