frosty mustache

When a clear fluid is applied to your mustache through the act of licking female genitalia , then going into cold temperature till your mustache freezes

I just had great oral sex! It's
Too cold outside now, I have a frosty mustache

by Frostymustacheman May 8, 2016

Talkin' Mustache

Conversation about mustaches between two men, who either currently wear, or recently wore mustaches.

"Sorry it took me so long at the store, the cashier and I got to talkin' mustache and I lost track of time."

by n053b133d September 4, 2011

MILF Mustache

When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.

She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!

by QAnont August 24, 2020

marinara mustache

After going down on a girl and coming up with blood on your mustache

I knew she had her period, so I went for it and got some bread sticks and a marinara mustache

by Jabbitt October 12, 2017

Surprise Mustache

The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.

Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.

by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 19, 2022

Milk Mustache

After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.

I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!

by TBKowns September 27, 2010

drumgath mustache

The careful placement of a used condom on the upper lip of your sexual partner. Only to be preformed if sexual partner falls in the category of; one night stand, ugly cow or if she/he already has a nasty tache.

"hey man just gave christina a drumgath mustache for being a complete whore"

by C. Magee November 19, 2006