Pudge Muscle

Biceps or Abs that look very impressive but when you touch them they are very soft and squishy

Person 1: wow your arms look really nice... *feels*... oh its only pudge muscle
Person 2:....... Shut up :(

by T.T.P February 26, 2010

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Muscles Megurt

A term used to make fun of someone who is trying to show off their strength, but is weak.

C'mon Muscles Megurt, lift that 90 weight!

by Electric Oatmeal Cookie October 2, 2017

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when you sex a lot, you're working your hoe muscle.

a hoe muscle is gender neutral.

you can work your hoe muscle in a bed, on a couch, on the floor, etc.

You wouldn't traditionally work your hoe muscle at the gym, but you can.

Damn, do you see that fine piece of ass? I'd work my hoe muscle for that!

That chick did Tom, Dick and Harry, she givin' her hoe muscle a work out!

by nisee January 25, 2013

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Show Muscles

When someone acquires muscles through going to the gym and only the gym. The physique is only used to show and to look good and does not serve a practical purpose such as manual labour (yes I know i used a u, I am British).

Person 1: Aren't they so hot with all those muscles

Person 2: yh but he's got show muscles, he hasn't done a proper manual labour job in his life

by Lou the boss November 28, 2022

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