jug muncher

When a friend is mooching money, food or drink off of you, the way a young baby would by suckling the tit of its mother.

He keeps drinking all my beer and eating my food, he's being a complete jug muncher.

by turd the wordsmith August 14, 2010

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skunk muncher

someone who has eaten middle aged unwashed vagina

He likes to go down on older women, he is such a skunk muncher.

by Brian Holl. April 09, 2008

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Any person who commits the act of placing a feminine hygiene product in their mouth.

That man is a real kotex muncher... Hopefully it wasn't used.

by kotexmuncher May 13, 2013

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1. One who munches on the erected penis of a male.
2. A complete goof

1. Dude! Last night Brandy was totally being a boner muncher!
2. Haha, Dilbert and Rodger are such boner munchers.

by broosk February 09, 2015

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someone, particularly a lesbian who performs oral sex on a hairy pussy.

my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher

by imsokoolllll October 03, 2023

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To teet munch is when you munch a woman's breast lightly and softly

I want to meet Josh so badly, they say he's an amazing teet muncher

by the_gova August 26, 2014

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Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.

I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.

by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013

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