mumphel

(verb)when one laughs with his/her mouth full of food. quite a dangerous act, can easily lead to choking. commonly happens while high on marijuana.

That little stoner is mumpheling like a bitch!

by Hot Chili Gumption November 8, 2008

malphrus

Very cool guy very sweet and nice and can get all the girls. He is a sex God and can get every girl he wants

He is almost like a
Malphrus

by Sex beast August 8, 2016

Murph Dawg

1. Justin Murphy

2. Slang word for FUCKING a 6th grader while a junior in high school.

3. Douche Bag !

Did you hear garrick pulled a murph dawg the other day?

by stinkcheese69 July 5, 2011

murph

one who is sloppy, especially when drunk (synonym = slopfest). one who is unable to imbibe more than 3 thimbles of natty light without becoming "belig." Has been known to knock over tables and spill drinks and fall out of his bed.

"Ryan was such a murph last night, I saw him getting with Creepy Stalker Girl after only 1.5 thimbles!"

by TC, BHAM$, T, G October 31, 2007

Mulch

Hot Female, that is so hot you can't stop looking at her!!!

Jennifer Aniston, Mila Kunis, Emma Stone, and Many More Mulch

by Mulchologist69 September 25, 2013

murph

(v) To fart.

(n) A fart.

Phew, dude. Who murphed?

Roll down the window, bro. I'm about to murph.

That chick's entire house smelled like one big murph.

by Rob & Ken December 22, 2004

mulched

The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.

Dude I was mulched last night

by MgKiwi July 27, 2010