mtv

The reason modern music is dead.

Ever since MTV existed, everybody starts to bleed internaly when music comes on.

by Quiggy June 13, 2004

MTE

An abbreviation of:
My Thoughts Exactly

On an Instant Messaging conversation:
Person 1: I cant believe that happened
Person 2: MTE

by girl29 September 10, 2005

MTV

A deadly and evil entity capable of emitting powerful waves of superficiality that can reduce a teenager's brain mass into excrement in mere seconds. Disguises nefarious intentions of gaining wealth from the idiotic with incessant marketing/brainwashing. Research has shown that 98 percent of MTV's audience exhibit an IQ below that of a rotting corpse. Experts recommend immediate evasion of anything affiliated with MTV, including its viewers. Many a douchebag has been manufactured via watching MTV. Females hooked on MTV usually prefer to mate with douchebags rather than humans. The music shown on MTV represents the lowest grade of musical quality existing anywhere on Earth, possibly even the universe.

The solution to MTV? None. Let other people watch it so they can become dumber than you.

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

MTA

sorry, this definition has been delayed due to signal malfunctions and a sick passenger at 125th street.

but in all seriousness, the MTA is the transportation society of new York, and it is almost always delayed.

the entire MTA was delayed 11 times this week due to a sick passenger at 125th street, and 50 times due to a signal malfunction.

by Redm91 December 7, 2018

MTV

The worst channel of all time today that's bringing kids in numerous generations to nothing but posers and wannabes. It's got only three shows that draw all the morons to the screen... Totally Rigged Live, Real World, and Road Rules. Real World, my ass... If you want the Real World, get the hell out of your house.

MTV is simply a dictation of what is "cool" and appeals to blondes and jocks.

MTV was cool when Beavis & Butthead was around until some little prick injured himself.

by Notta Poser August 6, 2003

MTTM

Married To The Money

I'm MTTM fuck her.

by ripspeakerknockers March 8, 2021

mtv kid

A kid who listens only to mainstream music and is unaware of any music made more than 6 months ago. Also a kid who basically only watches MTV. The only Classic Rock band they have probably heard of is The Beatles. They think all Metal is about Death and its all screaming. MTV kids usually have about 30 songs on their I-pods, basically all the new hits which they soon delete.

MTV kid: LiEk OmG I lIeK HeArD dAt SoNg TwIcE! iTz OlD!

by joe725 October 29, 2007