moose

the animal that should replace every school mascot. plural: meese

Girl 1: "What the fuck is a SeaBee? Gawd, our school is soo dummb !"
Girl 2: "Yeahh ! We should totally be MEESE !"
SomeRandomGuyListening: to himself I bet meese means moose but more than one... wow... that'd be siick."

by grrbabyy December 13, 2008

Angry Moose

A male having vaginal intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, while a friend waits in the closet with a camera. Out of no where, with no warning, the male shoves his penis into the females anus, as the friend jumps from the closet to take a picture of the females horrific facial expression, the male pushes the females head down and gives her moose antlers with both of his hands. The facial expression shows the anger, and the antlers show the moose- giving you, the Angry Moose.

Me and my friend gave this girl an Angry Moose last night! Then her best friend bitch slapped both of us for being such retarded pieces of shit!

by Michelle Hen. August 14, 2006

moose cricket

A nagger's moose knuckle, or camel toe.

That moose cricket is fuckin huge guy! Thats bigger than your moms!

by Amanda Loven Touch March 20, 2008

Sand moose

A better, and new name for a camel

I want to ride the sand moose!
A straw to break the sand moose's back

by Morgan McSatan August 01, 2014

Flaming Moose

First made a Bizzare appearance in the movie "Knowing". It just ran out, galloping and making the most funniest moose-like sound possible, giving "Knowing" one of the movie moments in history.

You can also use that term if you have nothing better to say and want people to laugh.

"Did you see that Flaming Moose during the burning forest scene in "Knowing"..that was some funny shit!"

Person 1: so...what now..anything...

Person 2: Flaming Moose!

Person 1: HAHAHAHA!

by Flamatory Moose April 28, 2009

surprised moose

While doing a woman in the doggystyle position you must position her so she is facing the closet. Upon a predefined signal your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture as you put your hands up to the sides of her head with your fingers splayed. your friend then runs off and posts the photo in as many places as possible.

I have a pic of stephanie as the surprised moose when she whored out to me last night!!!

by Spazzington Ruttingham Esquire the Third December 06, 2006

Fuck A Moose

Used as an exclamation!

Instead of
"Oh crap I forgot to feed my grandma"
It would be
"Aww fuck a moose! I forgot to feed my grandma!"

This term can also be found in Pretty Little Liars books

by nothankyoumakeitgoaway February 05, 2009