Silly Moose

A modern insult derived from the commonly used Silly Goose.
When someone does something particulary strange yet funny you call them this.

Little Timmy is dancing around with a diaper on his head.

Suzie: Oh Timmy, you are SUCH a silly moose!

by SilverSky October 1, 2008

Moose Mobile

The moose mobile is a moving cellular tower exclusive to the cold frigid regions of Canada. When the moose mobile goes by you may place a call or email, every Canadian depends on the moose mobile to have contact with the outside world.

Dude you like totally see that hockey game last night eh? Nah man the moose mobile was not close enough eh.

by acanadian112233 April 24, 2010

Angry Moose

A male having vaginal intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, while a friend waits in the closet with a camera. Out of no where, with no warning, the male shoves his penis into the females anus, as the friend jumps from the closet to take a picture of the females horrific facial expression, the male pushes the females head down and gives her moose antlers with both of his hands. The facial expression shows the anger, and the antlers show the moose- giving you, the Angry Moose.

Me and my friend gave this girl an Angry Moose last night! Then her best friend bitch slapped both of us for being such retarded pieces of shit!

by Michelle Hen. August 14, 2006

Flaming Moose

First made a Bizzare appearance in the movie "Knowing". It just ran out, galloping and making the most funniest moose-like sound possible, giving "Knowing" one of the movie moments in history.

You can also use that term if you have nothing better to say and want people to laugh.

"Did you see that Flaming Moose during the burning forest scene in "Knowing"..that was some funny shit!"

Person 1: so...what now..anything...

Person 2: Flaming Moose!

Person 1: HAHAHAHA!

by Flamatory Moose April 27, 2009

Sand moose

A better, and new name for a camel

I want to ride the sand moose!
A straw to break the sand moose's back

by Morgan McSatan August 1, 2014

moose cricket

A nagger's moose knuckle, or camel toe.

That moose cricket is fuckin huge guy! Thats bigger than your moms!

by Amanda Loven Touch March 19, 2008

surprised moose

While doing a woman in the doggystyle position you must position her so she is facing the closet. Upon a predefined signal your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture as you put your hands up to the sides of her head with your fingers splayed. your friend then runs off and posts the photo in as many places as possible.

I have a pic of stephanie as the surprised moose when she whored out to me last night!!!

by Spazzington Ruttingham Esquire the Third December 7, 2006