your moms cow

A generic phrase to be used when an unwanted person attempts to join into a conversation

Sierra: so what are you guys talking about?
Sophia: Your moms cow

by TheConnorG February 14, 2017

Moomba

A bruise usually on a girls thigh, that is put there, from having sex to hard.

What the **** Johnny, I got another Moomba from you pushing so hard!

by Masta3456 May 22, 2009

your moms a buffalo

When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.

Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"

Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."

Crowd: ... (silent.)

Kurt: "I'm out."

by kurticus October 26, 2007

moms

A single mother who takes on the role of both mother and father.

"My moms works two jobs to provide for me and my sisters."

by iloveart January 26, 2012

momsphyxiation

A feeling of light-headedness occuring after a parent (usually a mom) spends several minutes blowing on hot food to make it cool enough for a toddler to eat.

Dad: "Honey, why are you on the floor."
Mom: "I was getting Junior some mac and cheese, but I was blowing on it to cool it off. The next thing I knew I came to on the floor."
Dad: "Sounds like momsphyxiation."

by scatterfan September 29, 2009

Moobs

Man boobs. Not the kind that like muscley, but are like pyramids on a chest and often require a sports bra or training bra to supress.

That kid needs a bra for those moobs.

by Thegirlwhoplayedwithbitches April 22, 2011

Moms Jomblo

A VERY SWAG GROUP THAT CONSISTS OF 5 SWAG PEOPLE

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MOMS JOMBLO???WELL IT'S A SWAG GROUP BUT YOU CAN'T JOIN CAUSE YOU AIN'T SWAG

by SWAGGIEST OF THE SWAG June 12, 2021