A generation of generally affluent and educated mothers known for feeding their family "price does not matter" organic foods, caring about the enviroment by driving hybrid (or highly upscale) vehicles, and frequently doing yoga or similar "granola crowd" activities.
by Sparticini Hokmojama January 5, 2010
Get the Yoga Mommymug. by losttttgirl May 29, 2023
Get the Sugar Mommymug. A minivan.
Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.
Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.
Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.
Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.
Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.
Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.
Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
by Libertine September 23, 2009
Get the Mommy Vanmug. Offical Man: Korea is testing nuclear missles... ON US! What should we do, Mr. President?
George W. Bush: YOUR MOMMY!
George W. Bush: YOUR MOMMY!
by Sebastian A. November 25, 2006
Get the your mommymug. Female: Uhhhhh ohhh yeahhh
Female: starts jumping on that dick crazily
Male: knows that if she continues to go fast he won’t last long and would cum in a matter of seconds
Female: “oh yes harder, faster, kill me daddy”
Male: mommy chill
Female: starts jumping on that dick crazily
Male: knows that if she continues to go fast he won’t last long and would cum in a matter of seconds
Female: “oh yes harder, faster, kill me daddy”
Male: mommy chill
by chupa me las nalgas wey April 18, 2021
Get the Mommy chillmug. Undomesticated schemie female parent, normally spotted at fast food outlets wearing leggings or brash sportswear and large hoop earsrings, known for hard stare and foul manners and publicly slapping and berating their kids to demonstrate their good parenting skills. Don't actually buy groceries or know how to prepare food, but wean their babies straight onto Happy Meals.
Shurrup kylie and finish that burger or i'll fucking deck you (whilst looking around for approval from other diners cos they're actually nourishing the child AND providing a discipline framework.)
Got a girl up the duff, paying shitloads through the CSA and turns out the silly cow is a mac mommy
No wonder shazzas third kid's got a squint, she's a bleedin' mac mommy
Got a girl up the duff, paying shitloads through the CSA and turns out the silly cow is a mac mommy
No wonder shazzas third kid's got a squint, she's a bleedin' mac mommy
by pip_pip_hooray! July 30, 2006
Get the mac mommymug. what I have
by FondnessForBallora August 9, 2022
Get the Mommy issuesmug.