Moisés Peña-Núñez

He is the total package. Hardworking, athletic, friendly, handsome, humble, caring, loving, and understanding. If you are ever blessed to come across a Moisés Peña-Núñez keep him close, he has the purest heart, the most dazzling eyes, contagious humor, and best advice. The perfect husband/father who takes your problems and worries to solve and fix as if they were his own. Never leaving your side as long as you don’t leave his. He takes pride in his family who are loving and caring. Doesn’t give up when things get tough, isn’t afraid to face a challenge. Makes friends easily. And is the best boyfriend who is loyal, attentive, and goes out of his way. Makes expectations a reality, has high standards and priorities. Can get any girl he wants but chose a girl named Katie instead :).

Moisés Peña-Núñez is so dreamy, I wish I could have dated him, Katie is so lucky!

by Alice green August 7, 2022

Mound Mites

crotch crickets hole worms grundle grunions labia lice butt mites

Cooties.
Pubic lice.
Related to butt mites.
What Obamaites will bring to the convention in Denver.

Guy 1: Are you doing Roscoe's grandma?

Guy 2: Yea boy! Nothin's tastier than vintage grundle fromunda sprinkled with Mexican mound mites.

by The Tainter Tots August 6, 2008

Monitor Mite

A small living creature inside of a monitor or LCD TV.

Help!! I have a Monitor Mite!!

by whj812 May 7, 2009

Des Moines

A place where everyone is actually pretty okay except for the privileged West Siders who can't seem to mind their business. Not synonymous with West Des Moines.

Man... I'm so sick of these people in West Des Moines not knowing how to drive. Let's go to the East Village in Des Moines.

by ihatetheeastsidebutilivehere July 4, 2018

Luke Moity

a loudass french kid who talks about fifa and works in a cheese boutique. he thinks soccer is a real sport and his step-dad has a fake tesla. he thinks he's elite because he smokes weed but he's just a crackhead. he is most likely going to overdose on meth. he is gluten-free.

damn you're being such a luke moity right now

by hi,french,swansea June 4, 2019

Des Moines Slug Fest

When two large people get into a fight over the last piece of Iowa sweet corn.

After Jedediah finished his work for the day, he drove down to watch the Des Moines Slug Fest.

by JeromeTheTurtle January 16, 2021

Conversation mites

People who doesn't contribute to a conversation in any meaningful way and clutter the conversation

Usually can be identified by their excessive use of "Lol","Lmao" or by saying random sentences in contrary of a conversation is taking place

Steve: Have you seen the new movie?

Paul: Lol

Fred: Yeah and it was trash

Paul: Lmao

Steve: oh.

Paul: Lol

Fred: You're such a Conversation mites Paul, shut the fuck up

by CertainJeff August 27, 2023