Loose Mitten

Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.

After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.

by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009

Acquaintance Maintenance

The act of, after being (re)introduced to a person of former/new acquaintance, maintaining a tie via text, phone, etc in the event something more could come of the (re)introduction; such as friendship, sex, love, etc

Oh, I knew of Bob in high school, and I had a chance to get to know him a little at the 10 year high school reunion. I really like him. He was my best friends brother's best friend! Too bad we live in different states. Looks like I'm going to have to do some "acquaintance maintenance" to see what comes of this!

by cowgirl justice October 15, 2010

Frosty Mitten

Masturbating with an extremely cold hand

Sadly, Ray was no longer allowed in the freezer at work after the frosty mitten incident.

by narizon January 24, 2011

Man Mittens

When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.

Hey man, these ribs are so good but I have to use my man mittens to pick up my drink!

by monkman180 April 9, 2011

Skin Mittens

When trying to define how fat a girl is by the size of her fingers, because you can't fully see her entire body.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.

Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.

"Dude check out the chick next to us, she's kinda hot."

"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."

"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"

by Cadet '92 November 12, 2011

stuff maintenance

The endless, de-moralizing, de-humanizing rearrangement of belongings.

Wife: I've just spent three hours on stuff maintenance and I haven't even got to the kid's rooms.

by perfect husband January 7, 2012

Boner Mitten

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.

It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.

by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012