Dirty minded

Basically the whole civilization of this world

This world is dirty minded.

Oof I'm dirty minded
Ugh ur so dirty minded

Sarah: me and bob had...
Me: what did you have?

Sarah: we had everybody's dream
Me: which is what?
Sarah: SEX!!! Duh
Sarah runs of squealing.
Me: this world is dirty minded

by iamapperently88%awesome😱 March 14, 2020

criminal minded

(verb) To solve a mystery or a unknown situation with knowledge learned from the show Criminal Minds.

Garcia criminal minded the situation of her lost fuzzy pencil by recreating and reliving the time when she had it in her custody, therefore remembering where she put it and solved the mystery.

by BAUFBIJETS April 22, 2011

juggling mince

Verb
The action of one who is struggling to locate the clitoris and stimulate a female correctly

Julio was all fingers and thumbs last night, i swear he heas down there juggling mince! Im giving him one more chance on saturday to get it right!

by Pavel Nedved July 2, 2004

sexual minded

The exact different thing from dirty minded

Ur dirty minded / no I'm sexual minded totally different

by Jdhdgdhsush March 11, 2018

batty mincer

Someone who messes about with the same sex’s bumhole

Person 1: Mate are you a batty mincer?

Person 2: Yeah massive batty mincer?

Person 1: Nice Cal

by Mr hello there baby September 14, 2018

Empty minded

Lacking in thought.

The empty minded guy was from California, a land where he thought you could trust everybody you meet, since everybody he met seemed perfect to him. People tend to continue to get other people to assume you trust each other if you don't ever think to tell anybody otherwise.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

mince pie

when you shit in a girls fanny and mince it up with your dick

Peter: did you have a good christmas john?

John: yeah - i gave lucy a mince pie; fucking slag.

by MR.BJ December 22, 2009