Miguel

a very horny man

dude you know that guy? i see him bring girls every night at his house, must be a Miguel ngl.

by fuckyouandurmader December 6, 2021

Miguel

Miguel is a retarted, stupid person. His barber has to be fucking his mom. He can occasionally have seizures. For some reason he hates his uncle that sounds sped. He has a 7:30 bed time as a senior in high school. Love kobe deadass cock. Sponsored by puma. Never showers either.

Miguel is so stupid

by 5ecret admirer November 21, 2023

Miguel

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)

Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”

by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025

migueled

(verb)
-to have extremely violated the sanctity of someone verbally.
-to have exceedingly scolded someone disrespectfully, irreverently, or outrageously far beyond what is justified.

Innocent young Anna immediately quit her job after being migueled by the owner.

by TheUnsilentMajority001 November 18, 2018

Miguel.

A sneaky little thieving goblin boy who is like 4 feet tall and runs around stealing water bottles and phones while molesting all his friends.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Yeah, so I was just about to say that- HEY! MIGUEL.! FUCK AWAY FROM MY WATER BOTTLE!!"

by AtlasMcDevit November 24, 2022

Miguel

Miguel is a little short sack of thick nigga juice who just loves being absolutely pounded from the back usually from guys named ricardo

Miguel is gay

by Whodidit November 23, 2021

Miguel

A firefighter that doesn’t fight fires, also wears his pajamas to work.

That Miguel sure is a Pajama Mike.

by Pajama Mike July 25, 2023